CPO WHIZZ,
HMS BROADSWORD
BFPO (SHIPS).

EM MODELS Ltd.,
42 Camden Road,
Tunbridge Wells,
KENT.

Dear Sir,

            I recently purchased a model kit from you. Due to our operational circumstances in the South Atlantic, I have been unable to obtain the correct adhesive, and in its place used an impact adhesive made by your firm.

            I carried out tests with this impact adhesive on a small segment of the kit, and it seemed to work. Unfortunately, when I came to actually glueing bits together, on returning the next day I found that the plastic had melted!

            Could you please supply a new part for the one ruined, and also the correct type of adhesive - or perhaps you'd care to make the fuckin' thing for me, because I'm absolutely useless at model-making, and will never know what possessed me to buy it in the first place.

Yours Faithfully,